Things like Janet

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

HI

Ten thousand stories and two lovers disguised
Listen now: I am afraid of everything
We can feel ourselves
Shut my mouth real tight
I want to hang a name on you

imbryonykate:

Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.

liz-pls:

I’m only sharing tweets for those who are not on twitter and can’t see how passionate and outraged journalists are as they tweet from #Ferguson.

If you are on Twitter, here’s a good roster of people to follow if you want to keep updated.

Everything I know about fording rivers I learned from Oregon Trail - barter with someone who lives by the river and knows how to tame the crocs.

The crocodiles aren’t home right now. They all went to Lion’s meeting.

You have to cross a river, but crocodiles live in it.

How do you get across?

Lion holds a meeting of all of the animals. What animal doesn't attend?
Anonymous

Elephant, because they’re in the refrigerator

How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, and close the fridge.
How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the refrigerator and put the giraffe in.