Things like Janet

I am wearing this mp3 all the way out

Poor quality because they’re taking down shares, I think.

Hardened space mercenary Jeff Starfucker stares out the window of his starship. I wish I didn’t burn my dick off fucking all those stars, he thinks to himself grittily
Also. crab friend. I am sad to report that I have returned from California, having accomplished nothing.

Also. crab friend. I am sad to report that I have returned from California, having accomplished nothing.

This is the only waterfall on this continent to fall directly into the ocean. Or it was until a landslide. Big whoop

This is the only waterfall on this continent to fall directly into the ocean. Or it was until a landslide. Big whoop

I love this forever because it’s the kind of joke I would make.

I love this forever because it’s the kind of joke I would make.

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

One of the most sinister things about normalized racism is you don’t have to have bad intentions to be racist, you just have to remain ignorant.
I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.’
Toni Morrison (via ethiopienne)
there is i think it’s called mich fest

That’s nowhere near the ocean

Now I’m thinking about how much worse trans elephant seal dysphoria is. Seriously. Worst animal society. I believe in reform, though

The best surrealist art is for children’s health services