Things like Janet
Today is today

Some asshole spooged on a stool and the floor in front of the bookstore where I work. I was in the office so I didn’t see it but he kept looking at one of my female coworkers and another cleaned it up.

oh good job

I just locked my phone in manfriend’s place

miss-sakamoto:

 

i feel this would be a good look for MADNET

As long as there’s no singing or piano

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

You’d have to implant it in the minds of a lot of NYC residents first.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

theonion:

Employee’s Meteoric Rise Through Company A Testament To Staff Turnover

The best way to get ahead is by working for a company that’s going nowhere

theonion:

Employee’s Meteoric Rise Through Company A Testament To Staff Turnover

The best way to get ahead is by working for a company that’s going nowhere

Some projects I wish I were better suited to help with that friends or coworkers are doing, let me know if you can do any of this

Jewish basketball memoir illustration - thin line and solid color style, fairly detailed, for a cover

Queer SF superhero comic - surreal, elaborate

Trans Glitchpunk Band